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Wanted: AWB Chairman. Main duties: Act as figurehead. Applicant must be able to open doors. Poor memory and deafness desirable. Misplacing diaries essential. Should look good toting a gun.Salary - $1 million.
SWMBO is always telling me I have selective deafness and a lousy memory. Can open doors with the best of them. And I always look good!
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Hard to argue with your attributes, but do you own 3 dark grey suits?
The strength to carry large and heavy brown paper bags and keep a straight face while claiming they are your packed lunch be might be a criterion too.
I've got one, Kenno. Should be able to afford another two after the first pay cheque.