From The Common Room # 1

Sitting around the campfire last night, an American couple broke the latest news that they'd found down the smoke infested net cafe earlier in the afternoon. Evidently, Seymour Hersh has come up with another front page grabber. It seems that the US Government has begun making not-so-secret plans for an invasion of Iran. A more prestigious source, analysis and response than a hostel in the Czech Republic can be found here.

The feminine of the couple remarked, "If that happens, it'll be the end of the world! We won't be able to do anything!" She's a writing major, and they do tend to be a little melodramatic.

Doogie, my co-worker from Dallas, Texas, when informed of the proposed plans, remarked, "Well, we've got plenty of room for more stars, don't we?" I think he was joking.

Personally, I think that Junior, Johnny Rotten, and the rest of the 'Coalition of the Willing' will be biting off a whole lot more than they can chew with this one. We'll see.

By the way, have you noticed that if you take Junior's surname and split it in half, you get the first halves of two words which perfectly sum up the reasons given for invading Iraq?

Nice.

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